Now that Penn State has transformed its campus into a socially distanced utopia, you've probably noticed there are far fewer pieces of furniture around.
To help THON out, our staffers got the ball rolling and offered some serious (and not-so-serious) suggestions for the first-ever virtual event.
From noise-canceling headphones to touchless door openers, Penn Stater students will need it all to survive this semester.
Who should the Nittany Lions take on to round out their conference-only schedule this fall?
From Arby's to In-N-Out, the possibilities are endless.
From doorstops to Brita pitchers, you'll need it all to survive freshman year.