Girl carrying an empty case of Miller Lite and an empty case of wine to the dumpster at 8:30 a.m.: "I'm still so fucked up, I can't believe I'm going to class. They should say 'Your blood alcohol level has to be less than X to go to class.'"
With the start of the spring semester, UPUA's 11th assembly has less than four months left to complete its initiatives and the Ford-Jordan Platform.
Black out State, black out State, take a shot and grin!
Our staff writers try their hand at picking the winner of this afternoon's anticipated Rose Bowl clash between No. 5 Penn State and No. 9 USC in Pasadena.
Let's take a closer look at what Penn State can expect from the Trojans in the third Rose Bowl tilt (1923, 2009) between these storied programs.
You've studied to the point of delirium, you're at the point where you have to read simple sentences three times through, and the weekend is rolling around. All roads are leading to copious amounts of alcohol consumption.