Here's your beginner's guide to the most interesting and strange terms in the average Penn Stater's vernacular.
Penn State's new text messaging service to help students make better decisions about alcohol consumption could use some work.
Our staffers agree that Findlay's new convenience store is no joke.
Girl carrying an empty case of Miller Lite and an empty case of wine to the dumpster at 8:30 a.m.: "I'm still so fucked up, I can't believe I'm going to class. They should say 'Your blood alcohol level has to be less than X to go to class.'"
With the start of the spring semester, UPUA's 11th assembly has less than four months left to complete its initiatives and the Ford-Jordan Platform.
Black out State, black out State, take a shot and grin!