Just kidding.
Famed OS commenter Laura Strobl is stepping out from the Facebook page and joining the Onward State staff.
THON has just announced that bouncers from the Shandygaff will serve as the newest Rules and Regulations Captains for 2015.
You don't need to be a member of PS4RS to respect Joe Paterno's legacy. Upward State, a group that is positioned as a positive alternative to PS4RS, announced a proposal yesterday to form a commission that would find ways to honor the former coach.
Students received a PSUTXT alert informing students that another on-campus sexual assault had occurred, making it the second in just two months.
The so-called father of "The Greatest Show in College Football" will return to Penn State for the Fall 2014 semester as an adjunct instructor in the College of Communications. Guido D'Elia, the director of branding and communications for Penn State football from 2004 to 2012, will teach COMM 497a, called Promotional Video Agency.