Whether it's reminding us that regardless of what time it is, Michigan still sucks or that Jim Harbaugh STILL hasn't won the Big Ten, we want to see your best jokes at the expense of the Wolverines.
If you aren't going home for the weekend, here are our best picks for where to watch the game.
The State College bar scene offers an abundance of live music staples for bar-goers.
These magical, discounted windows are a tried-and-true way to spend less money on your bar excursions or justify going out on a school night.
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