"I think the MILF is going to change college athletics for the better."
"In my opinion, Death By Chocolate is way better, anyway," President Neeli Bendapudi said.
The $75 million project is set to begin on May 10 and will be completed by the start of the fall 2025 semester.
"Somebody has to replace Tyler Warren's energy. That's why I went blonde."
The two programs won a combined seven Big Ten games last season.
James will leave the Los Angeles Lakers and his father to pursue his one true passion: a Penn State natty.