Drunk, Sober, High
This year's design took the simple route -- so much so that there's quite literally nothing on it.
The Willard Preacher is putting his public speaking skills to work by teaching CAS 100 this summer.
"Once I heard that Tom Brady is canceling his NFL retirement, I realized that I could do it, too. That's why people call us the G.O.A.T."
Officials at Outback Steakhouse told Onward State that Penn State's fake punt play was embarrassing enough to sever a corporate sponsorship.
Well, folks. You really did it this time. President Barron is simply tired of the complaining.