Chug for 10 seconds (and grab a tissue) if this is your last first home game ever.
Pussytoes? Side-Oats Grama? Nodding Onion?
Got last place? Go to convocation as an upperclassman.
You're technically allowed to go into Old Main, but for whatever reason it feels illegal.
We just know the Willard Preacher spams church emojis...
For the second year in a row, Penn State football players failed to post about sitting in their classes' front rows.