From the top of Mount Nittany to Disney World, our staff brainstormed where the goalpost should go in the event of a field-storming.
Nobody has to wait in line for a hot dog if its delivered via helicopter.
"If you hear "UCLA" by RL Grime blasting throughout Beaver during the game, have a sip."
Imagine the crowd is going wild but instead of playing "Kernkraft 400" Beaver Stadium gets serenaded to "Here Comes The Boom."
Screw it. Give the Willard Preacher a megaphone.
