If there's ever a zombie apocalypse at Penn State, don't worry. We've got you covered.
"Never have I ever stolen a tray from the dining hall for sledding."
Goodbyes, Big Ten maps commercial. We will miss you so much.
With lyrics from Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me," Drake's "Jumpman," and more, you'll be surprised at how much music relates to life at Penn State.
If your professor is cool enough, just tell them you're watching the 2016 Penn State-Ohio State game.
We made up some hypothetical significant others to lie to your family about over the holidays in case you're sad and lonely.