Green is cool (ex, Green Man). That’s why we’re excited OPP is considering the installation of ‘hydration stations‘ throughout campus. These white wonders contain water filtration systems that provide water as good as bottled water. Not sure if that means much, since most bottled water is just tap water anyways, but still this would be […]
So the first debate has come and gone, almost all of you decided not to attend. This is all well. I’m going to attempt to break it down a little bit for you. First off: The three candidates running are: Incumbent President Gavin Keirans, Nick Borsuk, and Incumbent Vice-President current Governmental Affairs Chair Samantha Miller. […]
According to analysis in several fields by the top brain surgeons, nuclear physicists, and aerospace engineers in the greater Centre County area, as well as the expert reporting of the Collegian and Penn State Live, it has been determined with almost perfect precision that students at the Pennsylvania State University drink often and in vast […]
Man, Dear Old State has kind of been down on its luck this week in regards to financial crime, theft and embezzlement. Somebody call Rorschach. The CDT reports today that over a 1000 Social Security numbers were stolen from an Office of Physical Plant computer – but why anybody would want to target an OPP […]
Everybody wants to be a Nittany Lion! Well, okay, maybe not everybody, but applications are on the rise according to our fearless leader President Graham Spanier. Applications for admission have gone up by 5.5%, but don’t get too excited about a huge shiny new pile of freshmen—Spanier has previously stated that the university will have […]