There are plenty of places on campus to catch some Zs.
Between the "old book smell" in the Stacks and the Halal Cart at 2 a.m., plenty of Penn State scents could replace the current "smell check" cards.
What deeper meanings could Penn State football stars' tweets hold? You'd be surprised.
You already paid so much for the damn thing. The least you could do is show it around campus.
"A girl in Pi Phi FARTED while I was talking to her during house tours. I think this just goes to show what kind of organization this is and what their values are."
