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Anatomy of the Drunk Fight

You hear a scuffle from across the bar. Loud, incoherent shouts coupled with angry grunts and tumbling bar stools. Sighhhh... yet another drunken buffoon trying to prove his dominance like a male chimpanzee.

Okay, I get it. Males need to prove their dominance because of the structure of our society. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, only the strong shall survive, it’s a man’s world…BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

Although I believe that these drunken tirades are pointless, I have to admit that they are utterly entertaining.

I’ve noticed that each male fight almost always follows the same dialogue, listed below are some of my favorites.

Come Get Sexy With the Pennharmonics

In the absence of any football entertainment this Saturday, Penn State's premier co-ed a Capella group, The Pennharmonics, have stepped in for a night full of feel-good groovin'.

Weekend Music Junkie: Arts Round-Up

State College music junkies, stop scratching and listen up. This weekend is packed with liver performances to feed your need for a good hit of local music. Check out the full schedule of events after the jump.

It Means I Was Drunk Yesterday: Hangover Advice

Since it's Friday, you're probably hungover. Well friends, if you are able to focus, take a gander at this article and help yourself out.

A PSU Fan’s Bye Week TV Guide

This Saturday will be the first without Penn State football since late August as the Nittany Lions enjoy a bye week before playing Nebraska; however, there are many other good games available that are worth paying attention to including a clash in Tuscaloosa between No. 1 LSU and No. 2 Alabama.

Wrestling Intrasquad Dual Fills Rec Hall

Coming off the team’s first national championship since 1953 and first ever Big Ten title last year, expectations are high for the Nittany Lions. Last night in packed Rec Hall, the team determined its starting lineup in an intrasquad dual. Check out who is going to be on the mat this season after the jump!

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