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Penn State Recruits Willard Preacher To Teach Public Speaking

The Willard Preacher is putting his public speaking skills to work by teaching CAS 100 this summer.

Wholesome: Dancer Chooses Not To Post On Instagram After THON

After all, THON is For The Kids...not the Instagram likes.

Eric Barron Reverses Retirement After Hearing Neeli Bendapudi Wants COVID-19 Vaccine Mandate

"Once I heard that Tom Brady is canceling his NFL retirement, I realized that I could do it, too. That's why people call us the G.O.A.T."

Sources: The Outback Bowl Is Dead, And It’s Penn State’s Fault

Officials at Outback Steakhouse told Onward State that Penn State's fake punt play was embarrassing enough to sever a corporate sponsorship.

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Najee Rodriguez Elected Student Body President

Najee Rodriguez will officially serve as the next student body president at Penn State.

Football

Newcomers Flash Early At Penn State Spring Ball Practices

It seems that new Nittany Lions like Mitchell Tinsley and Zane Durant are already earning their stripes.

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