
We aren't saying "The Polar Express" is set at Penn State. We're just saying nobody has proven it isn't.

Unfortunately Penn State football... you are the English National Team.

"Europeans would have no idea what to do if they were woken up at 5 a.m. before a noon kickoff against Michigan to start drinking in a damp parking lot in 3 degrees Fahrenheit."

"Saturday’s schedule will feature an ice cream social at the Alumni Center in the afternoon, along with reserved access to cheer on the State College Spikes at Medlar Field at Lubrano Park that evening."

The first season under new head coach Rob Dow will begin on August 20 against Mercyhurst.