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Scoop, There It Is: Tag Team Partners With Berkey Creamery For New Promotion

Tag Team has officially partnered with the Berkey Creamery to sell more ice cream and boost morale as its workers return to scooping this spring.

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President Barron Is Doing WHAT?!

According to an exclusive report, President Barron aims to make up lost university revenue by selling campus-collected wastewater.

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Penn State Domesticates Black Bear Spotted On Campus For Research Study

Simply put, Penn State needed a creative way to publicize its new state-of-the art research building. Meet "Bearron" the black bear.

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Penn State Leaks List Of Possible University President Candidates

Barron's alleged shortlist includes...Mike the Mailman and a CATA bus??

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Penn State Hoops Uses Looney Tunes Transfer Portal To Fill Out Roster

Whether you like it or not, it's time for a new era of Penn State hoops, folks.

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Penn State Athletics Selling James Franklin Birthday Tweets To Recoup Lost Revenue

Want 2 take time 2 wish a member of OUR FAMILY Happy B-Day, [your name here] , hope u have a great day & a better year! #PSUnrivaled #107kStrong #WeAreFamily

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