Today in "this is stupid": Penn State's 23-17 victory over Syracuse is being honored with a terrible, terrible T-shirt.
The shirt is being sold by GoPSUSports.com, and features the score, location, day, and the words "VICTORY" obnoxiously placed under a football helmet.
For $17.95, you can remember Penn State's season-opening win with a T-shirt. Seriously. They played a football game at an NFL arena, HOLY CHRIST LET'S MAKE A SHIRT AND CAPITALIZE ON THIS.
NFL teams made their final preseason cuts on Saturday, as the organizations had to trim their rosters to 53 men before the 6 p.m. deadline. After all the dust settled, 25 former Nittany Lions made NFL rosters.
As first reported by ESPN's John Moyer, true freshman Christian Hackenberg has been named Penn State's starting quarterback for the team's opening game on Saturday against Syracuse.
Five former run-on football players were given full scholarships for their hard work.
Word has been out for a while that Beaver Stadium will be installing new scoreboards, but Onward State has learned that the new scoreboards will be installed in time for the 2014 season.
Penn State football's opening week depth chart has been released, and there still is no clear answer as to who will line up under center for the Nittany Lions.