Herb Hand Instigates State College Pizza War

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It all started innocently enough. Penn State offensive line coach and prolific tweeter Herb Hand informed his 13,000 followers of his lunch choice this afternoon — a fresh slice of General Tso’s Canyon Pizza.

What Hand didn’t realize at the time: If the Sandusky scandal is the most contentious topic in State College, best pizza place is a close second. We’ve done scientific studies ourselves. It was a freshman mistake. What followed was mass outrage, confusion, and shock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hand took the barrage of mentions in stride, but stood by his Canyon decision, going so far as to say that he’s ordering it for dinner. No one goes to Canyon twice in one day. No one.

Could a Herb Hand pizza tour be in the works?

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About Author

Kevin Horne was the editor of Onward State from 2012-2014, and currently holds the position of Managing Editor Emeritus. He graduated from Penn State with degrees journalism and political science in 2014 and is currently seeking his J.D. at the Penn State Dickinson School of Law. A third generation Penn Stater from Williamsport, Pa., Kevin is a director of the Nittany Valley Society 501(c)(3) and is involved in student government.

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