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Distraction of The Day: AHCG ’09

Today’s distraction doesn’t offer much to the majority of our female readers, but I’ve got the feeling that male Onward Staters won’t hate it.

CollegeHumor.com is once again doing its annual America’s Hottest College Girl contest, a March Maddness-style bracket of attractive co-eds. Penn State Junior Health Policy and Administration major Kristy is in the equivalent of the Sweet Sixteen.

Advancement is contingent upon popular vote, so give her some Penn State support while ogling her. She’s stacked up against another Pennsylvanian, Lydia, who isn’t too shabby:kristy-vs-lydia

Voting ends at midnight tonight, so if you have 2 seconds, head over there.

In conclusion: Hot Girls! Penn State pride! Hooray!

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Mark

Mark McColey is a Senior majoring in Advertising and Labor-Employment relations. Among his loves are Penn State Football, The Steelers, The Penguins, The Simpsons, Tina Fey, and Arrested Development.

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Head coach of the men’s soccer program Barry Gorman unexpectedly announced his resignation Monday. He leaves a legacy of 22 years of coaching and three Big Ten titles in his wake. Citing “personal reasons,” he has left the team to a nation-wide search for his successor.

“We expected Gorman to be there,” [rising Senior and Co-Captain Andres] Casais said of next season. “He was a father figure to us.”



Oof, that can’t feel good. The move isn’t completely out of the blue, as Gorman was periodically absent during the past few weeks without notice. But from all accounts, his intention to resign was only revealed yesterday. On the abandonment scale, this registers just slightly above “going to the store for some cigarettes and never coming back.”

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