“Europeans would have no idea what to do if they were woken up at 5 a.m. before a noon kickoff against Michigan to start drinking in a damp parking lot in 3 degrees Fahrenheit.”
Senior columns, with all their melodrama and platitudes, usually leave me eye-rolling and shaking my head with a vigor usually reserved for study abroad blog posts. But, as I graduate a week from today, I figured I should give it a go myself. Rather than discuss the origins of Onward State like Evan, I’d just like to briefly thank a few individuals who have defined my Penn State experience.