Vegan Cooking Is Sexy
Look good in a bikini? Willing to cook a vegan meal? Then we’ve got an opportunity for you.
A Craigslist ad seeks an attractive girl to star in a ten-minute vegan cooking video to be featured on YouTube. Filming will take a few hours and compensation amounts to $50.
For all you beach bums, sluts, and vegans, this experience will totally sell your resume to potential employers. Vegan cooking was never sexier.
If this small-time gig bores you, check out Portland’s premier Vegan Strip Club.
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