Vegan Cooking Is Sexy
Look good in a bikini? Willing to cook a vegan meal? Then we’ve got an opportunity for you.
A Craigslist ad seeks an attractive girl to star in a ten-minute vegan cooking video to be featured on YouTube. Filming will take a few hours and compensation amounts to $50.
For all you beach bums, sluts, and vegans, this experience will totally sell your resume to potential employers. Vegan cooking was never sexier.
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If this small-time gig bores you, check out Portland’s premier Vegan Strip Club.
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Fundraiser Benefits Indian Orphans
Interested in food, music, and a good cause? Come to the HOINA Spaghetti Dinner tomorrow evening to satisfy these three interests and more.
The price of $7 includes dinner, dessert, and live instrumental music, ranging from a viola quartet to traditional Indian kirtans.
Homes of the Indian Nation (HOINA) is a nonprofit organization which runs an orphanage and school in Andhra Pradesh, India. All proceeds from the fundraiser will directly benefit the orphans themselves.
Learn more about the event after the jump.