Reminder: Final Day to Drop/Add
Today is Wednesday, and aside from it being Wednesday, it is also the last day to drop or add classes for this Spring 2010 semester. Most students probably already have their schedules figured out for the semester, but it’s still not too late to set things straight for these students:
Graduating Seniors
Procrastinators
Students with Suicidal Tendencies Taking Impossible 400-Level Courses
Female Students That Took a Course Hoping to Pass by Seducing Their Teacher but Now Realize that He is Gay or Married
Male Students That Took a Course Hoping to Pass by Seducing Their Teacher but Now Realize that She is Married or Not Cate Blanchett
Overweight Students in Intensive Gym Courses
Squeamish Students in Biology Lab Courses and/or Criminology Courses that Cover Serial Killers
Overly Competitive Students or Students with Anger Issues in Martial Arts Courses
And any other students that for some reason do no belong in a course they are scheduled to take this semester.
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