Onward Date: The Foreigner and the Photographer
Melanie: David picked me up in STYLE by handing me a rose he printed out minutes before leaving for our date.
Melanie: He then brought me to…McDonald’s. I thought he was joking.
David: I think she thought McDonald’s was a joke…
Melanie: Needless to say, I wouldn’t eat there.
David: She ACTUALLY refused to eat there. Come on, the Shamrock Shake is back!
Melanie: Good thing I wasn’t hungry. Instead, we decided to find a silly gift to exchange with one another.
David: Really. She picked out Magnums… What do I look like?!
Melanie: He didn’t appreciate the condom joke. But he really thought I would like those candy hearts? Noooope! This compatibility test thing was NOT working out.
David: Whatever, the good part of the date is only now coming up.
Melanie: Oh, yay! At least we were going to see a show at The State Theatre.
David: I messed up. Big time.
Melanie: It was closed. He had gotten the date of the show wrong.
David: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!?!?
Melanie: Eff it.
David: “Want to grab a drink at the Deli?”
Melanie: “Only if we can get dessert.”
Melanie: After the awkwardness passed, we got along pretty well. If I didn’t have a boyfriend, I’d definitely talk to him again.
David: Drinks and sugar work wonders. If she didn’t have a boyfriend, I’d definitely ask her out on another date. Taco Bell and a HUB movie?
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Brian Lewerke’s 25-yard touchdown pass with 19 seconds left sunk the Nittany Lions on Homecoming.
Now that you’ve had a full day to recover from the heartbreaking 21-17 loss to Michigan State, it’s time to relive the other, more successful parts of Homecoming weekend.
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