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Tim Tebow to Grace Altoona With His Presence

Some call him a savior. Some call him the worst thing to ever throw a football in the NFL. We all call him Tim Tebow. After winning the Heisman Trophy, leading the Denver Broncos to the playoffs in 2011, and becoming Skip Bayless’ best friend, Tim Tebow has only one thing left to do: Conquer the lecture tour and win the hearts of the denizens of America (as part of his plot to take over the world).

On April 16, he is stopping in Altoona as part of the Penn State Altoona Speaker Series at 7 p.m. at the Blair County Convention Center. What divine secrets will The Big Tebowski unfurl for the good people of Altoona? Only God (Tebow) knows, so you are just going to have to saddle up and make the trip to find out.

Tickets are $50 and $25 for kids under the age of 12. Tickets can be bought here and proceeds from the Speaker Series will benefit the Penn State Altoona Future Fund.

Although $50 is a lot of money, rumors are swirling that after the show, Tebow will perform his first worldly miracle since the Broncos playoff victory and turn water into wine. And, come on, just look at that sexy Jesus pose!

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