This past weekend, Penn State unveiled its new marketing campaign, “Penn State Lives Here.” In the ensuing days, we have learned that Penn State lives in a lot of places, and to varying degrees, no less! (It *really* lives at the Sackett building. It was initially reluctant to live at the Berks campus.)

Unfortunately, in its attempt to aggregate thousands of students, alumni, and faculty through a single catchphrase, the marketing department neglected to identify a few places on campus where Penn State lives. Here are some lesser-known locations where we think signs should have been placed.

Penn State lives here, at the HUB construction site.

Penn State lives here, in a booth at McDonald’s.

Penn State lives here, in the elevator of the Meridian.

Penn State lives here, in a pile of leaves.

Penn State lives here, in the first floor women’s bathroom in Willard.

Penn State lives here, in the aisle of things that McLanahan’s sells in case 4-year-olds are working toward undergraduate degrees.

Penn State lives here, among squirrels.

Penn State lives here, in the alcove behind Indigo.

Penn State lives here, at the former location of Arby’s.

Penn State lives here, in the line at Starbucks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penn State lives here, on top of the Pugh Street parking garage.

Penn State lives here, on the White Loop.

Penn State lives here, in a machine at Dolly’s Washhouse.

Penn State lives here, in the arms of the Willard Preacher.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penn State lives here, at what once was Grillers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penn State lives here, with Jack.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penn State lives here, in front of a Penn State Lives Here banner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penn State lives here, with the Rita’s Italian Ice guy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penn State Lives here, at Canyon Pizza.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penn State lives here, at the artificial insemination sign.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penn State lives here, at Ohio State’s football stadium.

Know of somewhere else where Penn State lives? Let us know in the comments.

Just saw someone wearing a penn state lives here shirt lmfao no

— Briannah (@weavy_wonder) October 15, 2013