The Forgotten Countdowns of 11/13/13
THON is tomorrow! 100 Days ‘Til THON is today! There will be tons of festivities happening around campus, so keep your eyes peeled or else you might miss them! Ok, you’re not going to miss them, but still.
The whole “100 Days ‘Til THON” thing got us thinking, how many days are there ’til other super important things? These things don’t deserve be overshadowed, even FTK. We decided to take a look:
One day ’til…tomorrow.
Two days ’til…Friday.
Three days ’til…Kanye West resumes his Yeezus tour.
Four days ’til…Matt McGloin (probably) starts in an NFL football game.
14 days ’til…Thanksgiving.
15 days ’til…America forgets about Thanksgiving and tramples people to buy shit.
16 days ’til…Penn State men’s basketball plays in the Barclays Center Classic.
37 days ’til…”Anchorman 2“.
38 days ’til…Penn State women’s volleyball probably wins another national championship.
39 days ’til…Every single guy at Penn State memorizes and repeats every semi-funny line from “Anchorman 2”.
42 days ’til…Christmas.
49 days ’til…New Year’s Day.
50 days ’til…I give up on my New Year’s resolution.
61 days ’til…This year’s round of “will Bill O’Brien go to the NFL?” rumors get squashed (NOTE: this is a rough estimate).
68 days ’til…Martin Luther King Day.
79 days ’til…Chinese New Year.
81 days ’til…The Super Bowl.
82 days ’til…National Go to Class With a Hangover and Indigestion Day.
93 days ’til…I forget that it’s Valentine’s Day and my girlfriend leaves me.
100 days ’til…265 days ’til 100 days ’til THON!
117 days ’til…I turn 22.
136 days ’til…Texas Loves the Children Day, which actually is a thing.
145 days ’til…Penn State men’s basketball wins its first National Championship in team history.
158 days ’til…Easter, which falls on April 20 this year and I’m gonna stop talking now.
163 days ’til…(Ann) Arbor (Is A Whore) Day.
177 days ’til…I cry myself to sleep into a bottle of some kind of alcohol and question what I’m doing with my sad and pathetic life.
178 days ’til…Graduation.
229 days ’til…The Presidential Search Committee has to have a candidate selected…that didn’t allegedly pad his wallet.
290 days ’til…Penn State Football is back…in Ireland.
297 days ’til…Penn State Football is back in Beaver Stadium.
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