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We Found the Funniest Parent Texts

Earlier this week, we asked for your funniest parent texts. We received some gems and noticed a few trends among the responses. Enjoy.

There was a lot of confusion about drinking.

Arianna '14
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Madison
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And concern about drinking.

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Kristin
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Nadine
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In some cases, there was not so much concern about drinking.

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There was also some concern about sex…

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…and potential arrests.

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Some parents got a kick out of posing as other parents.

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And, this being Penn State, a bunch of parents had Hackenberg matchmaking agendas.

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Some sent texts that indicated impressive levels of pop culture knowledge…

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…while others, well, others did what parents do best.

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