What Kanye West Should Do At Penn State
Kanye West is back at Penn State. Happy Valley can get a little overwhelming with so many things to do, so we compiled a list of some extremely State activities fit for Yeezus himself.
Hang out with the Willard Preacher
Hey, they’re both pretty well-versed in “God dreams.” The Willard Preacher can’t wait for Kanye’s arrival:
— The Tab Penn State (@TheTabPennState) September 29, 2016
Grab breakfast at Au Bon Pain
We have to warn him, though: They will certainly not hurry up with his damn croissants.
Visit Mark Parker’s old classrooms in Yeezys
Remember Ye’s Twitter beef with Penn State alumnus and Nike CEO Mark Parker?
Go to a Penn State party
no more parties at Penn State.
Walk down Foster Ave. at night
Maybe he can convince the Borough to turn on All Of The Lights or at least give us some Street Lights.
Attend a football game in Beaver Stadium
It isn’t Homecoming, but you know Penn State is ’bout to go H.A.M. tomorrow.
Get a workout in at Rec Hall
He can kill three birds with one stone here: get Stronger, show some School Spirit, and try out his New Workout Plan (that is, if he’s not still hitting the gym all chest no legs.)
What do you think Kanye should do at Penn State? Let us know in the comments!
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