Finals are rearing their ugly heads and the Atherton tree is as gorgeous as ever — it’s almost time for winter break. If you’re a Penn State Dad (or Penn State Mom), you might be scrambling for last minute holiday gifts as your Penn State Kid heads back home.

Don’t you worry — we’re here to help. Here’s a list of things Penn Staters are dying for this year:

• More white clothes (James Franklin is running us dry)

Underwear https://t.co/CobJ6duPdU

— DaeSean Hamilton (@SkeeterMills__) November 28, 2016

• An ‘I heart NY’ shirt, but instead it says I HATE LionPATH
• A lifetime contract for Joe Moorhead
• Some type of insurance or immunity against clowns…just to be safe
• A semester supply of Coke products
• A Flyers-Penguins Winter Classic in Beaver Stadium (we’re never giving up on this dream)
• Irving’s wifi that actually works
• A better concert in Beaver Stadium than Blake Shelton
• A six-team playoff or a new playoff committee
• Kindness and understanding when we tell you we failed our final, failed our class, we’re dropping out, etc.
•  A bottle of fine aged whiskey for Kirk Herbstreit and Joey Galloway for all the love this year
• A bowl of roses
• Milkshakes and spicy chicken sandwiches at the Chickfila in the HUB (anything less is a travesty)
• Sick alternate uniforms
• The return of Old Canyon
• Beer sales in Beaver Stadium
• A Saquon Barkley Twitter follow
• A Wings Over gift card
• For you to never ask what a “liquor pitcher” from the Gaff is***
  What’s on your Penn State wishlist? Let us know in the comments!