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The Official Penn State-Michigan Drinking Game

Another Saturday means another day of Penn State football. Whether you’re still recovering from Thanksgiving or you’re ready to drink all day, we have just the thing for you.

Penn State will travel to Ann Arbor Saturday to face off against Michigan. After a crushing loss to Iowa last week, the Nittany Lions are still attempting to secure their first win of the season and avoid going 0-6.

You probably haven’t stopped drinking since the beginning of the season, but what’s one more weekend? This season has brought us terrible amounts of pain, but don’t worry. We’re more than halfway done! So sit back, grab a cold one, munch on some Thanksgiving leftovers, and enjoy this week’s official drinking game.

  • Right out of the gate, chug your drink. You’re welcome.
  • Take a shot if Will Levis starts the game.
  • Take a sip of your drink for every comment on the “Sean Clifford vs. Will Levis” debate you hear.
  • Shotgun a beer for any action on offense. We’re that desperate.
  • Take a shot every time the broadcast team mentions Penn State is off to its worst start in program history.
  • Chug your drink for #SadBoiHours whenever Penn State gives up a score.
  • Take a nice looooooong sip for every Jim Harbaugh sideline temper tantrum.
  • Take a shot for every clip of Michigan’s timeout before the first play in the 2019 White Out.
  • Jump for joy and finish your drink when Penn State’s defense finally makes a stop.
  • Celebrate and finish your drink if Penn State finally wins.
  • Finish every drink in sight if Penn State loses. Hell, don’t stop drinking until next week, too.

As always, enjoy the game, drink responsibly, and stay safe!

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