PSU news by
Penn State's student blog

Topics

More

The Official Penn State-Michigan Drinking Game

Another Saturday means another day of Penn State football. Whether you’re still recovering from Thanksgiving or you’re ready to drink all day, we have just the thing for you.

Penn State will travel to Ann Arbor Saturday to face off against Michigan. After a crushing loss to Iowa last week, the Nittany Lions are still attempting to secure their first win of the season and avoid going 0-6.

You probably haven’t stopped drinking since the beginning of the season, but what’s one more weekend? This season has brought us terrible amounts of pain, but don’t worry. We’re more than halfway done! So sit back, grab a cold one, munch on some Thanksgiving leftovers, and enjoy this week’s official drinking game.

  • Right out of the gate, chug your drink. You’re welcome.
  • Take a shot if Will Levis starts the game.
  • Take a sip of your drink for every comment on the “Sean Clifford vs. Will Levis” debate you hear.
  • Shotgun a beer for any action on offense. We’re that desperate.
  • Take a shot every time the broadcast team mentions Penn State is off to its worst start in program history.
  • Chug your drink for #SadBoiHours whenever Penn State gives up a score.
  • Take a nice looooooong sip for every Jim Harbaugh sideline temper tantrum.
  • Take a shot for every clip of Michigan’s timeout before the first play in the 2019 White Out.
  • Jump for joy and finish your drink when Penn State’s defense finally makes a stop.
  • Celebrate and finish your drink if Penn State finally wins.
  • Finish every drink in sight if Penn State loses. Hell, don’t stop drinking until next week, too.

As always, enjoy the game, drink responsibly, and stay safe!

Your ad blocker is on.

Please choose an option below.

Sign up for our e-mail newsletter:
OR
Support quality journalism:
Purchase a Subscription!

About the Author

Staff

Posts from the all-student staff of Onward State.

Comments

Get notified about breaking news
Loading notification service...
Other posts by Onward State

Why Freshmen Chose Penn State

As college acceptance letters begin rolling in, our youngest staffers offered their thoughts on what ultimately led them to Happy Valley.

Breaking Down Postseason Reactions For Penn State Football

Staff Picks: Airing Our Penn State Grievances On Festivus

Overheard On Zoom: Spring 2021 Sylly Week Edition

“Ignore the screaming, that’s just my offspring.”

Overheard On Zoom: Spring 2021 Sylly Week Edition

“Ignore the screaming, that’s just my offspring.”

Celebrating A Day Of Sylly Week…At Home

In an attempt to recreate Penn State’s Sylly Week, one of our staffers set out to recreate a first week of classes…from home.

A Degree In The Making: Penn State Alum Earns Diploma 56 Years Later

It’s never too late to finish what you’ve started. These days, nobody knows that better than newly minted Penn State alum Eric Linde.

Send this to a friend