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Penn State Pop-Tarts To Make Your Mouth Water

Feeling hungover after a night out at the bars? Need some fuel between your classes? Failed an exam and just want to feel happy again? What if we told you we have the perfect remedy: Penn State Pop-Tarts.

We were inspired by this Instagram page to curate a unique Pop-Tart line of our own that’s chock-full of our favorite Happy Valley flavors. Here’s what we came up with:

Tailgate Lots

Ah, the sweet taste of glizzies and beer all wrapped up into one convenient pouch. Heat these puppies up in a toaster for the full tailgating experience.

Beaver Stadium Chicken Basket

I mean, c’mon. Who wouldn’t love a Chicken Basket pastry? Take one bite and you’ll feel like you’re right there in Beaver Stadium.

Champs Dirty Sprite

Spiked Pop-Tarts? Don’t mind if we do. Make sure to grab these bad boys for your next pregame.

Joe Paterno Statue

The years of searching are finally over. This is what really happened to the JoePa statue.

McLanahan’s Meatball Monday

Saucy, meaty, and delicious. A State College staple conveniently packaged for your everyday enjoyment.


If you haven’t already heard, we love the cocktagon. We’d probably love cocktagon-flavored breakfast treats even more.

HUB Lawn

Grassy, muddy, and just how we like it.

This Pop-Tart line would be the perfect treat for your nostalgic alumni parents, your sappy sister who just graduated, or your incoming freshman friend who just can’t wait to be a Nittany Lion. Once you pop these guys in the toaster, relax and let the iconic flavors take you back to sweet home Happy Valley. Make sure to grab a pack today!

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About the Author

Grace Cunningham

Grace is a junior advertising major and one of Onward State’s social media editors. She is also a co-host of our podcast, Podward State. Grace hails from Chatham, New Jersey—no, she doesn’t know Snooki, and yes, she will fight you if you tell her that Pennsylvania bagels are good. Grace loves buffalo chicken, the Yankees, and watching Cake Boss. Follow her on Twitter @gecunningham7 or email her at [email protected] if you can get her an internship.


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