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Nittany Quickie Returns: We Want Your Craziest Hookup Stories

Penn Staters have a lot of passion. They love their school, their football team, their State College community, and, apparently, they love….sex. Who knew?

That’s right, folks. College kids really love bumping uglies, despite the Willard Preacher’s wishes. Based on past editions of Nittany Quickie, it looks like students really enjoy doing the deed in the oddest places at the oddest times.

From the Willard Building after College GameDay to the fine green grasses of the Arboretum, the possibilities for passion know no bounds. If you’re comfortable enough to do the dirty in such strange places, you should be comfortable enough sharing your anonymous story, too.

Don’t be shy! Your submission could soon be featured on Onward State, too.

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