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Your Official Penn State-Central Michigan Drinking Game

After jumping eight spots to No. 14 in this week’s AP Poll, it’s safe to say Penn State football is cool again.

Cheers to being 3-0, and cheers to Saturday’s game against the Central Michigan Chippewas.

To make this game even more fun, we suggest you crack open a cold one and enjoy this week’s official drinking game.

  • Drink if Penn State receives the ball to start the game.
  • Take a sip if the first play is a run.
  • Finish your drink if Penn State scores first.
  • Take a nice, looong sip for every time Nick Singleton rushes for more than ten yards. (He’s averaging 11.1 yards per carry. Sheesh.)
  • Take a shot if Parker Washington scores a touchdown. It’s a little surprising he hasn’t gotten one yet, but he’s due.
  • Take a shot for every 40+ yard passing play. We have a feeling Sean Clifford is going to be letting those balls fly this weekend.
  • Finish your drink if the broadcast plays a clip of Chad Powers.
  • Crack a brew if the Nittany Lions are up at half.
  • Finish your drink if Penn State’s defense records a pick-six.
  • Take a sip for every sack on both sides of the field.
  • Take a hefty sip if any Penn State player celebrates with the student section. There’s nothing cooler than that moment.
  • Take a looooong chug if Penn State escapes this weekend undefeated.
  • Finish your drink if the Nittany Lions cover.
  • Crack open a new one to celebrate the win. Finish it if Penn State loses.

As always, have fun, stay safe, and drink responsibly.

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Tobey Prime

Tobey is a senior studying broadcast journalism from Lancaster, PA. He is a major Pittsburgh sports fan and Miami Heat fanatic. When Tobey isn't writing for Onward State, you can catch him looking at photos of his pugs. Send your best insults to [email protected] or sports takes to @tobey_prime on Twitter.

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