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Your Official Penn State-Minnesota White Out Drinking Game

It’s the greatest show in college sports. It’s ear-shattering crowd noise. It’s the Penn State White Out.

That’s right, folks. We’ve finally made it to White Out weekend, as the No. 16-ranked Nittany Lions will clash with the Minnesota Golden Gophers under the lights at Beaver Stadium.

Penn State is coming off a weekend when Michigan dominated its way to a 41-17 victory in Ann Arbor. Needless to say, that was a rough one to watch for all of us. But, alas, it’s a new week filled with new opportunities to watch football and enjoy cold beverages. Let’s dive into the official White Out drinking game.

  • Crack a fresh bev and say cheers to the Penn Stater next to you. It’s White Out weekend!
  • Take a shot if this is your last White Out game as a student. Sorry, seniors.
  • Take a looooong sip if you hear any Sean Clifford vs. Drew Allar debates before the game. It’s getting irritating at this point.
  • Take a sip if you’re wearing white. (Hehehe, got ya!)
  • Finish your drink if one of your buddies is wearing blue. We guess they didn’t get the memo.
  • Steal your friend’s drink if they ask why Penn State doesn’t wear white for the White Out. It’s not that simple.
  • Take a sip if any broadcaster tries to compare the White Out to any other college atmosphere. They hate us cause they ain’t us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Rip a shot before the game starts. Why not?
  • Shotgun if Penn State doesn’t punt in the first half. Sorry, Barney.
  • If Minnesota runs for more than 100 yards in the first half, drink. This could get ugly.
  • Chug for six seconds each time Penn State scores a touchdown.
  • Add three more seconds if it’s a pick-six.
  • Drink when Penn State Athletics does its new synchronized light show.
  • Finish your drink if Joey Porter Jr. gets an interception. We’ve said this since week one, but it’s bound to happen.
  • Have a drink if Nick Singleton finds the end zone again. Bounce-back game?
  • Chug your drink if Penn State throws a fade while in the red zone. When was the last time that worked?
  • Pour a mixed drink if Penn State is down going into halftime. You’re gonna need it.
  • Take a shot if the running backs score more touchdowns than Sean Clifford or Drew Allar.
  • Celebrate the win by finishing your drink!
  • Drown out the #Pain with a shot if Penn State loses. You might as well take the rest of the night off, too.

As always, stay safe and drink responsibly.

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Tobey Prime

Tobey is a senior studying broadcast journalism from Lancaster, PA. He is a major Pittsburgh sports fan and Miami Heat fanatic. When Tobey isn't writing for Onward State, you can catch him looking at photos of his pugs. Send your best insults to [email protected] or sports takes to @tobey_prime on Twitter.

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