Never Have I Ever: Penn State Edition
I’m sure we’re all familiar with the game “Never Have I Ever,” which asks folks what they have and haven’t done, but have you ever dabbled with ~Penn State-inspired~ Never Have I Ever?
Whether you have a drink in hand or 10 fingers up, it’s time to see how well you hold up in this round of Never Have I Ever.
“Never Have I Ever Been Run Over By A Scooter”
It’s no secret that the scooter supremacy is taking over campus. Along with this glorified Razor scooter domination comes fallen victims. If you or a loved one has ever been hit by an electric scooter, you may be entitled to a free ride to class.
“Never Have I Ever Fallen Asleep To Kernkraft 400”
One could argue this is a lullaby. Kernkraft 400 is such a staple of Penn State culture that it’s hard to imagine some of us haven’t used it to put us to sleep with dreams of Trace McSorley and a Rose Bowl win.
“Never Have I Ever Skipped A Class To Do Work”
Bonus points if it’s for the same class you’re skipping. Sometimes, it just has to be done. You aren’t lazy, you’re an academic weapon.
“Never Have I Ever Tailgated With The Opposing Team”
While tailgating at Penn State is always thrilling, joining in on an opposing team’s tailgate can add some extra spice. Engaging in some friendly banter to distract from you swindling someone else’s food or alcohol is an excellent strategy.
“Never Have I Ever Paid More Than $50 For LineLeap”
If you’ve done this, who hurt you?
“Never Have I Ever Been Yelled At By The Willard Preacher”
No one is safe. If you are within 20 feet of the Willard Preacher, chances are you’re subject to his utterances. Bonus points if he makes you cry or drink when you get home.
“Never Have I Ever Lived In Pollock”
If you lived in Pollock, you’ve survived some tough times. Props to you.
“Never Have I Ever Stolen A Tray From The Dining Hall For Sledding”
If snow is in the forecast, chances are the number of trays in the dining halls is decreasing. Rumor has it Pollock’s work best.
“Never Have I Ever Memorized All Of Dreams and Nightmares”
‘Tis the dream for many to have Meek Mill on speed dial in their brain. For some folks (the “outside of Philly” people), this dream is so very a part of reality that it’s scary.
“Never Have I Ever Been Denied From The Den”
“Not tonight. You’re getting in no matter what.”
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