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Apply To Be Onward State Stud Nolan Wick’s Valentine

Are you looking for a special someone this Valentine’s Day? Do you love men around 5’10” with red hair? Have you ever heard the name “Nolan” and thought, “That’s my future husband?”

Boy, do we have the Onward State staffer for you.

Onward State associate editor Nolan Wick, just like you, is looking for love. If you’re lacking someone to spend a very special February 14 with, look no further. Allow us to present to you the most charming bachelor Onward State has to offer: a true pioneer of love and passion.

Nolan is, as previously mentioned, a redhead. He’s so much more than just a man with hair you can see from a mile away. He’s also a very special man. He’s passionate about a lot of things, like his friends and those he chooses as his close companions. He’s also dedicated to his D.C. sports teams, but we’ll look at that as an add-on, not a fault.

Nolan’s also a traveler. He’s spent quality time in cities like Detroit, Chicago, Atlanta, and more. He stood very close to the Bean in Chicago and didn’t like anything about Detroit other than the football stadium and the pizza.

A young, spry, 21-year-old, Nolan can also buy himself (and you) a beer. Even if beer isn’t your drink of choice, you’re more than welcome to a calming sip of some red wine with him as he intensely watches NHL hockey or kindly explains to you the benefits of a West Coast offense in the NFL.

Nolan Wick is one of the kindest people you’ll ever meet. He cares about nothing more than his friends and those close to him. If you’re lucky enough to enjoy a date with one of Onward State’s favorite gingers, he’s sure to pick up the tab, walk you home, and text you after to make sure you got to bed OK. He’s a ladies’ man and a gentleman’s gentleman. Any lady would be blessed to have him.

So, if you’d like to have a pleasant evening with the sweetest man at Penn State, fill out the form below. You might just be lucky enough to have a shot with a superstar.

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About the Author

Joe Lister

Joe is a senior journalism major at Penn State and Onward State's managing editor. He writes about everything Penn State and is single-handedly responsible for the 2017 Rose Bowl. If you see him at Cafe 210, please buy him a Miami pitcher. For dumb stuff, follow him on Twitter (iamjoelister). For serious stuff, email him (joe@onwardstate.com). To tell him your deepest secrets, find him on Signal (iamjoelister.93).

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