We’re so back, folks.

With the sun shining all week, there’s no better way to soak in the beginning of a new semester than reuniting with your friends and going on a week-long bender.

As you pregame for frat parties or wait in line at Cafe and Doggies, give our drinking game a shot and celebrate the year ahead in true Penn State fashion.

Whether you’re drinking dirty sprites or skunked beer from your dorm mini-fridge, crack open a cold one and drink along with our official Sylly Week 2024 drinking game.

• Take a shot if this is your first ever Sylly Week.
• If this is your last fall Sylly Week, wipe away the tears and drink the pain away by taking a shot.
• Chug your drink for three seconds if you moved in last week.
• If you just moved in Sunday, take two shots. It’s time to catch up, buttercup.
• Take a sip if you still haven’t fully unpacked yet.
• Take a shot if you’ve been out every night since you moved in. Good shit.
• If you were late to any class so far, take a sip for each class.
• If you skipped all of your classes this week, have a few sips. Shame on you.
• Take a shot (or two) if you got lost on your way to class. It happens to the best of us.
• Take a sip for every syllabus quiz you were assigned.
• Chug your bev for three seconds if you already made a new friend in class.
• Drink if you failed a syllabus quiz. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there (not really).
• Take a sip if you have to visit your advisor this week.
• Take a shot if you’re already dropping a class.
• Take a shot if you’re adding a class.
• If you sat in the front row in any class this week, pour yourself a hefty shot. We’re glad to see someone still #SettingTheStandard.
• If you secured your bar crawl shirt, swing back a shot.
• If you went to Cafe or Doggies every day after class, chug the rest of your drink.
• Take a few sips if you’ve already been written up by your RA.
• If you got stuck with a weird, random roommate, do yourself a favor a swing back a shot.
• If you already have beef with your landlord, finish your drink, crack open another, and take a sip.
• Take a few sips if you’ve experienced hangxiety this week.
• For every line you waited in this week, have a sip or two.
• Take a sip if you walked more than 10 miles this week.
• Treat yourself to a long sip if you went to every single class this week. Proud of you!

Enjoy your Sylly Week and please remember to drink responsibly.