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Your Official Penn State-Illinois Drinking Game

As Penn State’s Homecoming week comes to an end, all eyes are on the highly-anticipated Homecoming game against the Fighting Illini.

Since James Franklin called for White Out energy, students, alumni, and Penn State fans are getting ready to show up and show out in Beaver Stadium. With that, there’s no better way for folks to get energized than drinking all day long before heading into the game.

So, crack open a can, wear *****, and let’s get drinking!

  • Kick off your day by taking a shot after you get suited up in your ***** outfit.
  • If you tailgate before noon, chug your drink for five seconds — you deserve it. We love the dedication.
  • For every alumni you see around or in the stadium, take a sip. Then take another one with them. #Homecoming #ShareTheWealth
  • Take a decent-sized swig if you overhear any Drew Allar vs. Beau Pribula banter.
  • If you’re celebrating and tailgating with family, take a family shot. #Goals.
  • Take a sip if you’re wearing *****. If you’re not, take a shot. What the hell, man?
  • Now, take a sip for everyone you see who is not wearing *****. Shame on them — don’t be that guy.
  • Rip a shot before kickoff because why not?
  • Shotgun if Penn State doesn’t punt in the first half.
  • For every orange or blue attire you see in the stadium, take a sip
  • Every time the lion roar is played, have a sip.
  • If the Fighting Illini run for more than 100 yards in the first half, take a deep breath then chug your drink.
  • If the Nittany Lion pulls up to Beaver decked out in *****, take a longgg sip.
  • Swing back a Fireball shooter every time Penn State scores a touchdown.
  • Have a drink every time a famous Penn Stater is shown on the jumbotron.
  • Finish your drink if Nick Singleton finds the end zone. Knowing him, he will.
  • If Penn State is down by halftime, take a shot (or two). Maybe treat yourself to a chicken basket, too. Food + drinking make the pain go away, trust us.
  • On the flip side, if Penn State is up, scream your head off and rip a celebratory shot (or two).
  • If the energy is as high as anticipated, take sooo many shots. Franklin’s words, not ours!
  • Every time Penn State gets the ball, have a sip. We Are…hammered!
  • If Beau Pribula gets some playing time, take a sip every time you see him on the field.
  • Take a sip for every penalty by Penn State. C’mon, guys.
  • If Penn State secures another win, celebrate by finishing your drink!

Have a safe and fun ***** Out, folks!

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About the Author

Evan Halfen

Evan Halfen is a senior broadcast journalism major from Newark, DE, and is one of Onward State's associate editors. Evan loves all things Penn State, tomfoolery, tailgating, being loud, just about any beach, and his puppy, Wentzy. You can direct all your tips, roasts, and jokes to his email: [email protected] or Instagram: @evan.halfen.

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