Onward State + math equations = tomfoolery?

Math can be found all over Penn State. Math majors, math homework, math classes — there’s always math. With that in mind, some of our staff decided to come up with some Penn State-themed math equations that aren’t just about the numbers.

So without further ado, let’s take a look.

Penn State Football – Big Ten Championship = Home Playoff Game

You win some, you lose some.

Thursday – One Day = Wing Wednesday

Wednesday at the HUB never disappoints.

Gameday + Cocktagon = Brotherhood

There’s something like some brotherly bonding over a quick bathroom break.

Ace Baldwin Jr. + Mike Rhoades = Sweat With Us

Penn State hoops is taking over Happy Valley.

Noon Game + Anything = Rally

Rally, don’t dilly dally.

Soda + Vodka = $1

Champs Downtown on a Thursday is hard to beat.

15,000 People + Bryce Jordan Center = THON Weekend

Happiness. We dance in 70, folks.

Ohio + Anything = Worst State Ever.

Does this even need an explanation?

Daily Collegian + Onward State = Dodgeball

The rivalry lives on. See you in April, folks.