Are you single and ready to mingle? Are you spending your Valentine’s Day hopeless and alone? Do you love bilingual men? Do you like men with five names? Are you blonde and a good listener (and possibly a freshman)?

If you answered yes to everything above, we may have the perfect match for you.

Meet Onward State staffer Fernando Martinez Ruiz De Esparza, who just so happens to be on the prowl to find a lovely date this Valentine’s Day and maybe even the future Mrs. Martinez Ruiz De Esparza.

Fernando is a junior studying broadcast journalism with a huge passion for the Dallas Cowboys, Dua Lipa, and sports betting. I mean, come on, who could resist the man who ABBA literally wrote a song about?

Affectionately referred to by our staff as “De E,” he was born and raised in Mexico City before moving to outside of Philly. As a 21-year-old with big dreams and passions, De E is ambitious, energetic, caring, and even a bit promiscuous.

This Valentine’s Day, Fernando’s looking for a special lady who would like to cuddle all night long while listening to him yap about his rather controversial sports takes. Later down the line, he would want nothing more than to share a long walk on the beach with the gal of his dreams. This handsome fella is always down to clown and have a good time, even if it leads to a cute, little blacked-out screaming match.

Fernando is one special lad. Proving that chivalry isn’t dead, he’s the type of guy who will open his car door for you, give you long, relaxing foot massages, braid your hair, and list off all the reasons why he loves you while gazing into your eyes, to name a few of the many ways he’ll worship you. If you’re lucky, this lover boy might even take you on a romantic outing to his absolute favorite spot on campus: Findlay Commons.

If De E is the man of your dreams and you want to shoot your shot, fill out the form below for your chance to score a romantic date this Valentine’s Day with Penn State’s finest.