It’s THON Weekend, folks.

Dancers and supporters are getting ready to stand as part of a 46-hour dance marathon For The Kids. Over the course of the weekend, there will be a lot of fun activities, guest appearances, and memorable moments. In a society now dominated by sports gambling, what better way to get excited for the weekend than placing prop bets?

For folks unfamiliar with the term, Onward State co-founder Evan Kalikow said it best: “A prop bet is short for proposition bet. Basically, it’s a bet on something not commonly betted upon. For example, lots of people bet on the score of the Super Bowl, but how many people bet on how many times the winning coach will say ‘humbled’ in the post-game press conference? That’s a prop bet.”

Onward State is not a gambling site. We don’t encourage you to bet on THON, but we do encourage you to have fun.

Prop Bets

• Saquon Barkley makes an appearance: +550
• Saquon Barkley makes an appearance with the Lombardi Trophy: +700
• THON breaks its fundraising record: -150
• The Costco guys make an appearance: +1000
• Katie Schumacher-Cawley and the women’s volleyball team bring out the NCAA championship trophy: -250
• James Franklin is booed: +110
• Taylor Swift or the Jonas Brothers perform for the national act: +8500
• Stephen Nedoroscik appears on stage with a pommel horse: +375
• President Neeli Bendapudi doesn’t show up: +450
• A singer forgets the words to a popular song: +300

Over/Under

• Dollars raised: $16,955,683.63
• People who complain that the line dance is worse than the 2023 version: 999.5
• Minutes it takes the entrance plan folks to enter the BJC: 45.5
• Meal plan dollars spent: $117.5
• Number of attempts it takes you to master the line dance: 18.5
• Average attendance percentage in your classes on Monday: 42.5%
• “We Are” chants started on stage: 9.5
• Number of times you will check how many hours are left: 12.5
• Snacks consumed during “graveyard hours”: 4.5
• Portal scanners that break: 5.5

Pep Rally Winner

• Men’s gymnastics: -120
• Women’s soccer: +220
• Field hockey: +250
• Men’s soccer: +300
• Men’s swimming and diving: +500

Most Played Song

• “Sweet Caroline”: Evens
• “Zombie Nation”: Evens
• “A Bar Song (Tipsy)”: +250
• “Espresso”: +300
• “Abracadabra”: +350
• “Revival”: +375
• “I Had Some Help”: +400
• “Triple Threat Tyler”: +8000

When Will The Bryce Jordan Center Reach Capacity On Sunday?

• Before 1 a.m: +3000
• Between 1 a.m. and 4 a.m.: +800
• Between 4 a.m. and 10 a.m.: +250
• After 10 a.m.: +350
• It won’t: +10000

Parlay Of The Weekend

• Katie Schumacher-Cawley and the women’s volleyball team bring out the NCAA championship trophy: -250
• James Franklin is booed: +110
• Dollars raised OVER $16,955,683.63 (-150)
• Most Played Song: “A Bar Song (Tipsy)” (+250)
• BJC hits Sunday capacity between 4 and 10 a.m.: +250

Total odds: +4180