Valentine’s Day might have passed, but it’s THON Weekend, meaning tens of thousands of Penn State students are tightly packed into the Bryce Jordan Center. Statistically, your odds have never been higher. It’s the perfect chance to shoot your shot at a chance for love.

However, this is usually easier said than done, so we’ve got you covered with some THON-appropriate pick-up lines that are sure to score you a lovely chicken basket date in the concourse with whoever your heart desires.

• “Are you a Greek alphabet sign in the stands of the BJC? Because I want to hold you closely all night long.”
• “You are as sweet as this Auntie Anne’s cinnamon sugar pretzel.”
• “Will you be the chicken to my basket?”
• “Unlike the portal to every section, my heart will always remain open for you.”
• “Are you the lyrics to the line dance? Because I just can’t get you out of my head.”
• “Who needs caffeine when I have you to keep me buzzing all night.”
• “You must be a portable charger because I never want you to leave my side.”
• “Did they crank up the heat in the BJC or is that just you?”
• “Your eyes shine brighter than the lights above the main stage.”
• “Are you the end of my graveyard shift? Because you’re exactly what I’ve been waiting for.”
• “You’re making me thirsty, I think I need a hydration break.”
• “Just like a pint of Creamery ice cream, you are too sweet to resist.”
• “I would never let the Rules and Regulations officers take my snacks, but I’d let you steal my heart.”
• “Can I get your (section) number?”
• “I know it’s Four Diamonds, but I’d like to put a fifth one on your ring finger.”
• “My crush on you is so big, it would set off the BJC metal detectors.”

After using a few of these, there is no doubt your crush will be asking “When can I BJ-See you again?”