In the dead of night at THON, some may just want a break from the action to people-watch and listen. It’s one of the best pastimes. With an event as big as THON, we knew this was a perfect opportunity to put our little ears to work.

Here are some of the interesting and funny things we overheard in the men’s bathroom during the early morning hours of THON Weekend 2025 day three.

Guy No. 1: “I just hope once it gets to like 6 a.m., the music’s bumping enough to get through it.” Guy No. 2, brushing his teeth: “I mean, yeah, it’s only 14 hours. Could be worse.”

Different Guy 1: “Yo, who was at the third urinal?” Different Guy No. 2: “Third urinal, that was mean.” Note: We passed every urinal and didn’t find anything in them but ZYNs and chewed-up gum. The mystery of the third urinal remains unsolved.

Guy charging his phone in the pathway connecting to the bathroom: “I can’t believe I found my charging cable. I was genuinely tweaking, bro.”

Guy entering the bathroom in a jolly mood yelling with his buddies: “Hey, hey, hey, hey!”

A guy waiting in line for an open stall as one of his frat brothers walked in: “Well, well, well, it’s a party in here!”