Power Ranking 2025 State Patty’s Day Merch

The weekend everyone’s been waiting for is almost here!
State Patty’s is just a few days away, and what better way to celebrate the weekend than with a festive outfit? Downtown State College is full of shops that carry a variety of apparel to keep you decked out in green all weekend long.
Whether it’s a T-shirt, hoodie, hat, or other State Patty’s accessories, there is something for everyone to show their pride and have a good time.
To help you decide what apparel to buy, we ranked State Patty’s Day merchandise from several downtown stores to let you know the worst and best designs available.
10. Green ‘State’ Shirt & A Shamrock – Student Book Store

This is just a basic shirt that gets the job done. What can we say? It’s green and has a shamrock on it, therefore it’s proper State Patty’s attire. This is the only State Patty’s design the Student Book Store offers, and it comes in a T-shirt and long-sleeved shirt.
9. ‘I Heart State Patty’s Day’ Crewneck – McLanahan’s

This is perfect for a chilly day, which we know there will be more of. The shamrock in place of a heart is a clever touch that makes the design just a little more festive. If all green apparel isn’t your thing, you may find this crewneck to be the one for you.
8. Tie-Dye Green T-Shirt – Lion & Cub

Another basic shirt to add to your closet, this time with a nice added touch. Everyone likes a simple T-shirt, but adding some pops of color with tie-dye is a cool addition without having to dye your own hands green.
7. State Patty’s Beads – Family Clothesline

We’ve got some fun accessories here to spruce up any outfit. There are a variety of beaded necklaces with gold coins, shamrocks, and even one with a shot glass attached to the end to ensure the fun never stops. These accessories will only cost you a few bucks.
6. ‘Lucky’ Bow Shirt – Family Clothesline

Classy, cute, and delicate. What more does one need during State Patty’s than to feel lucky?
5. ‘Shenanigans Coordinator’ – McLanahan’s

If the shoe fits, wear it. If you like shenanigans and are celebrating State Patty’s Day, this might be the one for you. This is another cozy crewneck that will keep you warm all weekend long.
4. ‘Fueled By Beer And Shenanigans’ – Family Clothesline

Well, that’s what State Patty’s Day is all about — having some fun and drinking some beer. A true statement matched with an awesome design and of course paired with the Irish green, makes it an excellent addition to any State Patty’s Day outfit.
3. ‘Who’s Your Paddy?’ – McLanahan’s

What an interesting question. We’re not sure how to answer, but it’s a clever saying, and who doesn’t like a good pun? To have others ponder this question on State Patty’s Day weekend, you can buy this at McLanahan’s on a T-shirt, long-sleeved shirt, hoodie, and a crewneck
2. The ‘State’ Lucky Bear – Lion & Cub

Who doesn’t love a teddy bear dressed as a leprechaun? This design is a cute and fun way to show your holiday spirit and not get pinched on State Patty’s. The cute little bear is living the dream with a pot of gold, and we couldn’t be happier. This design comes in a T-shirt and crewneck.
1. ‘They Not Like Us’ – Family Clothesline

It’s true, nobody does it better than students at Penn State. This shirt is anything but subtle with big, bold letters that clearly state what we’re all thinking. The design is loud and proud, and for that, we rank this design the best. Family Clothesline offers this design on a T-shirt, hoodie, and crewneck.
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