Assembling 100 Penn Staters To Beat The Gorilla
Could 100 people defeat a gorilla in battle?
That’s the question that’s been raging across the internet for the past week. Plenty of folks believe that with the right mindset and the right group, 100 people could surely take down a gorilla. Others, of course, are siding with the gorilla.
We took the time to assemble our team of Penn Staters that we think at least has a fighting chance of taking down the gorilla. This list is composed of plenty of Penn State student-athletes, notable alumni with military backgrounds, and some on-campus celebrities.
Each member was handpicked according to their present-day strengths and weaknesses, and each was selected with a role in mind. Some are meant to attack the gorilla head-on, some are for strategy and morale, and others, frankly, are meant to be sacrificed on the front lines.
Without further ado, here’s our list of 100 Penn Staters to fight the gorilla.
- Saquon Barkley
- Trace McSorley
- Megan Million
- Tank Smith
- Matt Rhule
- Abdul Carter
- Zane Durant
- Carter Starocci
- Greg Kerkvliet
- Katie Schumacher-Cawley
- Nolan Wick
- LaVar Arrington II
- Joey Julius
- Chris Rosengrant
- Micah Parsons
- Aaron Brooks
- Smith Vilbert
- Alyssa Naeher
- Bo Nickal
- Ed Ruth
- Jay Paterno
- Dvon J-Thomas
- Amin Vanover
- Dani Dennis-Sutton
- Danny Dzhaniyev
- Kaytron Allen
- Tyler Warren
- Theo Johnson
- Ryan McInerney
- Mike Poorman
- Arsenii Sergeev
- Tesse Janecke
- Dan Heisman
- David Taylor
- Nick Singleton
- Aidan Conrad
- Cooper Cazares
- Yanic Konan Niederhauser
- Andrew Funk
- Gabe Angieri
- That Guy Who Dressed Up As A Gorilla In The HUB
- Terry Pegula
- Joonas Suotamo
- Kat Asman
- Leilani Kapinus
- Roman Bravo-Young
- Masanosuke Ono
- Harold Gehman
- Christopher Burne
- Diane From HUB Dining
- Rasha Elwakil
- Rake Yohn
- Dylan Dawson
- Noah Flenard
- Dom DeLuca
- Mitchell Mesenbrink
- KJ Hamler
- Molly Countermine
- Kris Shakes
- Sam Coffey
- Ross William Ulbricht
- Gwin Brower
- Joe Gow
- Paxton Kling
- Gary Steen
- Sophia Gladieux
- Matt Brown
- Tit Nam Cheng
- Erika Ho
- Cooper Cousins
- Nick Dawkins
- Gabe Nwosu
- Mark Pavlik
- Chris Hogan
- Pat Freiermuth
- Laura Freigang
- Tamba Hali
- Michael Mauti
- The Willard Preacher
- Haleigh Washington
- Big Dom
- Paul Clifford
- Josh Barr
- Ty Howle
- The Nittany Lion
- Vega Ioane
- Andrew Rappleyea
- Ajani Dwyer
- Michael Zordich
- LaVar Arrington
- NaVorro Bowman
- C. Robert Kehler
- Francisco Sagasti
- Maggie Mendelson
- Nicky The Cowboy
- John MacDonald
- Bridget Nemeth
- Britt Baker
- Olu Fashanu
- John Harrar
- Ryan Barker
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