Welcome back, folks! After a long summer away from Penn State, we’re back and drinking more than ever!

Whether you’re drinking legally or a freshman dodging your new RA- here is the Sylly Week Drinking game for you.

• Take a shot if this is your first Sylly week.
• Take a sip every time you see someone who looks like a lost freshman.
• If this is your last Fall Sylly week, wipe your tears, blow your nose, and take a shot.
• If you skipped your Monday of Sylly week for the Love Island Reunion, take two shots (loser).
• Take a shot every time you see a Labubu.
• Take a shot every time someone gets turned down at The Den.
• If you moved in on Sunday, take four shots. You’ve got catching up to do!
• Take a sip every time you see someone without a text get turned down at a frat.
• Take a shot if you’re already dropping a class.
• Take a shot if you don’t know what your plans are tonight.
• Take a shot every time you see an athlete actually attend a class.
• Take a sip if the gym is full (it’s always full, better start chugging.)
• If you got stuck with a weird roommate, also start chugging.
• Take a shot if you already skipped a class.
• Take two shots if you have a 9 a.m.
• If you already have drama with your landlord, finish your drink. It’s going to be a long year for you.
• If you’re excited for football, chug!
• Now, enjoy a High Noon (or two) and get ready for another year at Penn State.

Enjoy your Sylly Week, and please remember to drink responsibly.