Another week of some Penn State football! Drew Allar and the receivers may not fail, but some livers might.

Whether you’re in the temporary seating or in the student section, set your alarms because a noon game is no excuse not to pregame.

• Let’s start things off right by blasting some Zombie Nation with a shot to help you wake up for this early game.
• If you drove to Penn State early this morning, take two shots; it’s going to be a long day.
• If you don’t even know what FIU stands for, shotgun a beer, because who are they?
• If you wait longer than an hour in line for the student section, take a shot, we know they’re in your socks!
• If the security guard says you’re too intoxicated to come in, take two more shots, or a water, they don’t know what intoxicated really is.
• Every time you hear the Nittany Lion roar, take a sip.
• If you get lost on the way to your seats, take a sip of water. We’ve all been there.
• Every time someone says something mean about James Franklin, finish your drink.
• Take two shots if Shamak is on the field.
• If you are watching from home and there is a fumble, finish your drink. Maybe two if the other team recovers it.
• Take a shot of Sprite when they show the S Zone on the big screens, For The Kids, of course!
• Take a sip every time the Nittany Lion dances.
• Every time Penn State scores, take a long swig. Hopefully, a lot of swigs are still to come.
• Take a shot if the cocktagon has a long line, and you really have to go.
• Take a shot if a freshman makes a good play; they deserve some love, too.
• Take two shots if a big man intercepts the ball!!! LET’S GO!
• If we win, open up a fireball shooter and RUN down to Champs, the night is still young, folks.

As always, stay safe and enjoy the game. It’s not every day your team gets to be the heavy favorites and you’re confident they’ll win, just ask Alabama fans.