Well, folks, WE ARE… back again. Three home games in a row are not for the weak. Drew Allar is tired. James Franklin is tired. But most of all? Our livers. They’re putting in Heisman-level work in Happy Valley, and they’re tired.

Whether you’re watching the game from your couch or the stands, there’s no excuse to take a break from drinking. Crack open a cold one and get ready for some Penn State Football!

• Let’s get this game started with a shot to celebrate it not being a noon game!
• If you’re watching from home, take another shot and enjoy the comfort of your couch.
• If you had to walk to the stadium from your apartment downtown, take a sip of water. That was a long walk.
• If you traveled to this game from a branch campus, take a shot! We’re happy to have you!
  • If you’re watching the game from a branch campus, also take a shot! It’s All-U Day, let’s celebrate it.
• Take a shot if the weather is better this week than the FIU game last week!
• If you see any mention of the Dunkin’ Megan Million colab, take a shot.
  • If you’re at home and don’t know who Megan Million is, take a refreshing gulp.
• If you waited for the student ticket fast pass, and don’t fully understand the point of it, take a shot.
• If the student section doesn’t look full, finish your beer in anger at everyone who got the student tickets and isn’t using them.
• Cheers the person next to you when Ellie Sheehan, the first female drum major at Penn State, lands her flip!
• Whenever the Nittany Lions get a first down, take a sip.
• Once there’s 6/7 minutes left in the first quarter, take a sip, let’s get sendy!
• Every time Drew Allar throws the ball, take a sip, you’re going to start sobering up!
• If a Penn State celly looks dumb, take a shot, all of our cellys have been looking lame…
• When you notice a freshman getting some time on the field, take a sip. The future of Penn State football is here.
• Take a shot if the Nittany Lions are winning at halftime. Hopefully by more than 10.
• If Villanova’s mascot looks feral, take a few sips in disgust… what is wrong with that cat?
• If Nick Singleton scores a touchdown, take a shot.
  • Bonus: If he scores off a run longer than 10 yards, take two shots.
• If you’ve seen Penn State football all over your TikTok feed this week, drink half a can!
• If Villanova scores on us, finish your beer. What are we doing?!
• Chug for three seconds if there’s an interception.
• Take a sip every time Penn State’s defense makes a statement tackle or sack.
• If Penn State wins, run down to Champs and celebrate with the team on another Nittany win!

As always, have fun and drink responsibly. We Are!