It’s that time again, folks — Penn State football!

Well… almost. Sadly, it’s a bye week after the 52-6 win against Villanova, which helped keep the Nittany Lions locked in at No. 2 in the AP Poll.

Just because there’s no Penn State football game this week, that doesn’t mean there’s no reason to drink! Whether you’re at home or still in the Happy Valley, crack open a cold one and enjoy the weekend. Football or not, it’s always a good time being a Penn Stater.

• No game? No problem! Let’s make it through this bye week together with a fireball shooter!
• Take a shot if you’re sad about no Penn State football this weekend. We all are.
• Start sipping to the song “Bye, Bye, Bye.”
  • Every time it says ‘bye,’ take another sip.
• If you’re going to a daylong, take a shot.
• Take a shot if you’re watching Oregon football to fill the void.
  • If they win, take another shot; we are all scared for next week.
• Didn’t get season hockey tickets? Start sipping that pain away.
• If you’re home for the weekend, take a shot.
  • Bonus shot if your mom does your laundry.
• If you miss your parents, take a shot, and maybe give them a phone call.
• If you’re staring at your TV with nothing to watch, take a shot.
• Every time you hear someone say ‘Bye-Week Blues,’ take a sip, and maybe roll your eyes.
• White Out is next week, shotgun a beer.
• If you’re watching the Michigan State vs. USC game, take a shot.
• Take a sip every time someone brings up Drew Allar.
  • If they call him “QB1,” take a shot.
• If you get bored, start chugging.
• Once you finish your drink, crack open another one. What else would you be doing?
• If you’re excited to watch the Eagles beat the Rams, take a shot.
• If you catch yourself rooting for another team? Shot out of shame!!
• Expecting the Steelers to lose? Take a shot.
• If you can’t stop thinking about football, take a shot. We get it.
• It’s only September and the season is just getting started! Celebrate with a drink!
• If you make it through the weekend without crying, you’re the real champion. Shotgun a beer, and call it a warm-up for White Out.

As always, have fun and drink responsibly. We Are!